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i told my duck he looked like a loaf of bread
this was his response
WHY DO YOU HAVE A DUCK
Great animated The Scream by Edvard Munch. “Oh the horror, the horror.”
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Robot(?) leggings by Balenciaga. [Source]
gahhhh
i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.
oh my god you managed to one up john green.
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if i know what line a character is going to say in a movie then i will say it with them and no one can stop me
i will say it 30 seconds before them
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Know your roses guys
Or you just might fuck up the moment
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bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
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